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Marathon bars! Never forget.
You know what else is 8 inches and satisfies?
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I was gonna write something besides a dick joke, but it’s early and I can’t think of anything else that’s 8 inches.
Wait, what? THAT is a Marathon bar? It’s bloody not - that’s a Curly Wurly.. A Marathon is what Snickers bars were called before they changed the name to Snickers, which is a shit name for anything.
Wait, what? THAT is a Marathon bar? It’s bloody not - that’s a Curly Wurly.. A Marathon is what Snickers bars were...
You know what else is 8 inches and satisfies? … I was gonna write something besides a dick joke, but it’s early and I...