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Marathon bars! Never forget.

You know what else is 8 inches and satisfies?
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I was gonna write something besides a dick joke, but it’s early and I can’t think of anything else that’s 8 inches.

Wait, what? THAT is a Marathon bar? It’s bloody not - that’s a Curly Wurly.. A Marathon is what Snickers bars were called before they changed the name to Snickers, which is a shit name for anything.

culby:

cocktailstraw:

Marathon bars! Never forget.

You know what else is 8 inches and satisfies?

I was gonna write something besides a dick joke, but it’s early and I can’t think of anything else that’s 8 inches.

Wait, what? THAT is a Marathon bar? It’s bloody not - that’s a Curly Wurly.. A Marathon is what Snickers bars were called before they changed the name to Snickers, which is a shit name for anything.

  1. jonic reblogged this from culby and added:
    Wait, what? THAT is a Marathon bar? It’s bloody not - that’s a Curly Wurly.. A Marathon is what Snickers bars were...
  2. sistacrumpet said: You can STILL get these in the UK! Look for “Curly Wurly”! google.co.uk/m/searc…
  3. culby reblogged this from wellthatsjustgreat and added:
    You know what else is 8 inches and satisfies? … I was gonna write something besides a dick joke, but it’s early and I...
  4. wellthatsjustgreat reblogged this from cocktailstraw
  5. raiselm said: Oh. My. GAWD.
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