one hundred yen lite

My pinky finger is numb, jittery, tingly and cold all at the same time…

danhacker:

Apparently this is a sign of work repetitiveness stress disorder. Perfect. I guess that’s better than thinking I was going to have a stroke. Damn you Six Feet Under for making me think anything will instantly cause a stroke.

Oh snap… Sounds like the makings of Carpal Tunnel syndrome, yo… You need to get that sorted out, and then I’ll be all like “Lieutenant Dan, you got a new Median Nerve”, only you won’t have a new one, it just won’t be fucked from being constantly agitated by the inside of your carpal tunnel, thus inhibiting its ability to carry sensorary information back from your digits and shit.

I should be a teacher. It appears that I have the skills to pay my utility bills.